Wednesday, February 13, 2013

First Winter Perch and Smoked Turkey - 01.14.13 - Written by Mike LaDue





A few perch came my way through some holes in the ice, over this last week. I went on Tuesday afternoon, off of the State boat launch at Chaumont Bay. The snow had melted over most of the bay and I left my cleats in the truck. I walked like a two year old learning how to negotiate an uneven floor. I did not walk, I shuffled my way across the glass pane like surface until I found a bit of snow making for better progress. A good wind was blowing in my face making my journey much more enjoyable.
I found a spot where I could set my five gallon bucket down in some residual snow. Otherwise it would have been traveling back to the truck without me, while I hand cranked a hole through the ice. I ladled out the ice chips which floated to the surface of the pulsating clear water. My bride purchased a seat that fastens to the bucket top. No more ring around the butt for me! It has a semisoft cushion and is much more comfortable. I chose my rod and dropped the jigs into the hole out of sight. When the line went slack I reeled it up a turn or two to get them just above the bottom.
I think that I may have jigged it twice when I had a perch take the bait. Up came a four inch replicate of something worth keeping. I dropped my gloves and took off the wiggling child and looked it straight in the eye; “You get back down there and send me some adults.” My ploy was either not heard or completely disregarded. Another twenty small fries kept pestering my jigs and it got to the point where I just left my gloves off. This pattern of activity was abruptly interrupted by a worthwhile fish of significance.
A plump eight incher tussled and shook its way to the rim of the hole. Finally, I iced one worthy of the frying pan, now all I needed was three more for a good breakfast. One more came on the next hit and then another. After that there was a twenty minute lull with no activity at all. I don’t know about you, but when ice fishing a minute can be an hour or an hour can seem like minutes when the bite is there. The wind gets colder and seeps through my cloths when the line remains limp for long periods of time. I jig a little, look around and pull out a snack of peanuts or dried fruit and set the rod down.
Did you know that those little bags of peanuts just went form .50 cents a bag to .99 cents a bag? The government keeps saying there is close to zero inflation… really they do! I guess that they don’t like peanuts or use gasoline or heating oil. The only thing that I know of that has not gone up is the efficiency of those who get paid to lead. (Sorry I had to vent a bit.) That idle spring bobber sat motionless while I crunched on the tastier more expensive peanuts. I stuffed the empty bag into my pocket and picked up the rod. That intrigued a toothy creature below and it clamped down on the bottom jig.

Oh Boy, this was a nice big perch! I pulled the line up hand over hand to get it out before it slipped the hook. This was no perch it was a 20” chain pickerel with a jig dangling from its mouth as it zipped past. I let the line out and allowed the gingerly hooked fish some room to roam, while I prepared my gaff. Suddenly I did not notice the wind or the cold; I even felt a wave of heat come over me. I coaxed the pickerel to the hole and fumbled the gaff around under its jaw, lifting it clear of the hole. Ha-ha, ha, now I had me a breakfast for morning with plenty more to enjoy later. I called it a day and went home to fillet my catch.
Perch, pickerel and eggs (with some home fries) in the morning is the most delightful mouthwatering way to start the day. In fact it was so good that (I) without thinking was loading my ice fishing gear back into the truck and on my way. This time I went to Long Point Sate Park to try and find some larger more cooperative quarry. There I found three anglers already on the ice fishing with tip-ups. I walked out with on cleats this time and crunched my way to some deeper water. I jigged to the depth of fifteen feet and the bite was slow to start.
The anglers with the tip-ups were busy chasing flags. For those of you not familiar with tip-ups; they have a flag attached to a reel, which pops into the air when a fish takes the bait. Once the flag hits the wind the angler races to the hole and waits to set the hook. It is both exciting to do and watch. I watched two of the men surround the hole while on their knees. One of them pulled the line hand over hand while the other talked; “How big do you think it is, is it a big one, can you see it yet?” Soon the pair hoisted a nice northern pike into the air to show the third angler. In the time that I was there I watched them repeat the series of exciting events three times. As for me I caught five more 8-10” perch that afternoon and another six on Friday.
Friday the wind came and went along with some small hail and rain. The ice was collecting the rain and it was running down the holes that I fished from. I could hear the ice beginning to melt with bubbles popping up from the bottom and emerging through the seams. It is a sound very similar to that of a bottle of soda being poured into a glass. There were two anglers with tip-ups and the wind was causing their flags to pop. One of them tried in vane to set up a portable ice house. He wrestled with aluminum poles and a canvas that wanted to become a sail. It’s a good thing that he was a robust fella otherwise he would have been in for a long ride to the open water. My time on the first ice was over as it was rapidly deteriorating.
By Sunday most of the snow had melted and the hard ground turned to mud. The creeks and ditches were collecting the water and sending it to the River. A ribbon of sediment laden water flowed past the boathouse going down river. I watched a number of diving ducks take advantage of the flow which must have attracted them to some good dinning opportunity. I was also taking advantage of the nearly sixty degree day with dinning on my mind. My Britt Zoey joined me around the smoker where I placed my tom turkey from last spring. It was so nice to sit by the smoker and listen to the River while watching the ducks. The waves were lapping the shoreline and nipping at the ice bergs that have washed ashore. I spent four hours adding briquettes and soaked mesquite chunks to the fire. It was well past dark when I brought the golden colored wild turkey into the house.
I cannot explain the fragrance with proper detail. It filled the cabin and drew my bride to the bird with gleaming eyes. “Is it ready? Can I at least have a little piece?” I had to wave her away; I knew that her primal urge would not stop at a little piece. “We have to let it get completely cool or we will loose the moisture. Just back away slowly and try to locate some patience… don’t look at me that way, it makes me very, very nervous…”